Chrissy Teigen is a daughter born to Thai and Norwegian/German parents, a model, former talk show host, tv show co-host, cookbook author, wife, and mother. She is a Sag Sun, Cancer Moon, Scorpio Rising. In this episode, we check in, we talk shit, and we go in on Chrissy's natal chart. Paola tells us how Chrissy's Cancer Moon is loud AF, how much she LOVES food, and what it means that Venus rules her 7H of relationships and is in her 1H since her relationship with John Legend is pretty high profile and public.

This episode marks the end of Season 2! See you again soon!!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:29:12 - Chrissy Teigen

00:59:37 - Poem: "Meat" by Jan-Henry Gray

01:05:17 - Shout-outs

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Other note for this episode: AOC updates on COVID relief

Janet Mock is an American writer, television host, director, producer and transgender rights activist who works to ensure that folks do not tokenize her or other trans folks' stories. She is also a Pisces Sun, Aquarius Moon, Taurus Rising! Listen in and hear about her life growing up in Hawai'i, and how she is currently in a 1st House Taurus year, and how this is only the beginning of great things for her!

Episode notes:

Paola and Janice discuss the political life of *almost official* U.S. Secretary of the Interior, Debra Haaland, who is a Sagittarius Sun and Gemini Moon. She's a member of the Pueblo of Laguna, and she was the first Native American woman to hold the positions she's had in her political career. Paola emphasizes the importance of 11th house years

Paola and Janice also talk about the shitty white guys news of the week, including, Ted Cruz leaving his constituents during the Texas Freeze, the death of Rush Limbaugh, and Pres. Joe Biden refusing to cancel $50K in student loan debt. 

We are thinking about the people who are affected by the systemic failures as a result of the Texas Freeze. Mutual Aid Houston has requested no more donations, but they listed, at the bottom of this page, other organizations you can donate to. Janice donated to Team Brownsville.

In this episode, Paola and Janice talk about Solana Imani Rowe--SZA! They acknowledge that she has her own astrologer, and they talk about how much water is in her chart. 💦💦💦💦  They talk about Lunar New Year, and they hope folks can learn more about how to combat anti-Asian violence.

Also, Mercury Retrograde strikes again with this episode's sound, but we are working on it! :) 

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:13:36 - SZA

00:34:45 - Song: 20-Somethings

00:47:11 - Shout-outs!

This week, we talk about Philippine journalist and founder of the media company Rappler, Maria Ressa! An advocate (and activist) for press freedom, Maria Ressa is a Libra Sun who has been documenting and calling for free speech, her own freedom, and the future of democracy. Born in the metro Manila, raised in New Jersey, educated at Princeton, and choosing to call home the Philippines, Maria Ressa has survived criticism and legal warfare from the highest courts of social media, the Philippines elite, and Malacañang Palace. She’s currently 57 years old and in a 10H profection year. Listen in for more! 

For further study: Please watch "A Thousand Cuts" directed by Ramona S. Diaz

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00:00:00 - Intro (Mercury Rx!)

00:12:59 - Maria Ressa

00:49:51 - Poem "Freedom" by Saadi Youssef

00:54:24 - Shout-outs

In this episode, Janice and Paola catch up on the week's events, but they mostly focus on one of Paola's favorite music artists--Megan Thee Stallion! Did you know that her mom was a rapper, and that Biggie, Tupac, Lil Kim, Three Six Mafia are her influences, but that Pimp C is her favorite? Listen in and hear how they assert that Megan Thee Stallion has an unconfirmed birth time, but is very likely a Taurus Rising. 

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:20:03 - Megan Thee Stallion

01:06:00 - Poem "small poems for big" by Chinaka Hodge

01:10:54 - Shout-outs!

Paola and Janice start this show by talking about Bernie Sanders memes, amazing young poet Amanda Gorman, and Joe Biden's inauguration, and they really get into it when they talk Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez--AOC! (See her chart linked here.) Did you know that she was a Girl Scout and even fought for clean water at a young age? Or that she was going through her Saturn Return when she ran for Congress? All this and more in this episode. In honor of AOC and the women of the Bronx, Janice reads Elizabeth Acevedo's poem "Self-Portrait as Cardi B." 

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:12:41 - AOC!

01:07:58 - Poem

01:15:14 - Shout-outs

In this episode, Paola and Janice discuss the glow-up of stand-up comedian Leslie Jones! After playing Pinaystrology Jeopardy, which you can play here too. They talk about the outstanding moments of Leslie Jones’s career including the Ghostbusters movie and how she didn’t even want to audition for Saturday Night Live, but gave them five damn good seasons. They surmise that Leslie Jones is a Scorpio Moon. Paola points out how Jones's astrology matches being a late bloomer, and together they read one of her sketches.

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:07:43 - Game!

00:26:15 - Leslie Jones

00:54:54 - Comedy Analysis

01:01:03 - Game, pt. 2

01:03:40 - Shout-outs!

This season, Pinaystrology will focus on pop culture, and dive in to the astrology of selected celebrities to practice understanding their natal charts and planets. In this episode, Janice and Paola talk about  Champagne Papi Scorpio himself, Drake! They talk about his success, and Paola names which transits are responsible for some his most notable aspects of his personal life and career, while also predicting what his 2021 might look like. Janice gives a brief history on bling, and analyzes the song "Hotline Bling." 

Follow along with his chart here! 

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:21:12 - Season 2: Intro

00:24:05 - Astrology of Drake

00:58:50 - Hotline Bling

01:14:18 - Shout-outs!

In the last episode of Season 1.5, Paola and Janice are in the same time zone--one of two conjunctions taking place (we see you, Jupiter and Saturn)! They reminisce on the past and their Saturn Returns, and they catch up on how Saturn influences us to slow tf down. Paola tells us about how Saturn is a malefic planet that is always watching taking 28-30 years to get through the zodiac--it represents legacy, limits, boundaries, and discipline. Janice then reads the poem "While looking at photo albums" by Kay Ulanday Barrett.

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:09:38 - Saturn

00:51:17 - Poem: "While looking at photo albums" by Kay Ulanday Barrett

01:01:58 - Shout-outs!