Pines Party is Fire Island’s crown jewel — the beach, the music, the outfits you’ve been waiting all summer to wear. This year’s theme, Dreamscape: Surreal and Subconscious, promised pure fantasy… but as always, reality had other plans. Equal parts dream and nightmare, this episode dives into the party’s history, dressing to theme, and the drama that transpired between your two hosts. It’s messy, it’s glamorous, and it might be our most Uncouth episode yet.