Pat and Adam are donning full body hazmat suits and easing into the dookie laden waters of John Waters' 1972 trash magnum opus, Pink Flamingos!  It's been nearly 50 years since it's release and nothing has managed to top it in terms of pure unadulterated repulsiveness.  What's the best way to kill a chicken?  Is Surfin' Bird forever ruined?  Speaking of which, will the real singing asshole please stand up?  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable, a rundown of our awards categories.