Imagine if there was a concerned, professional group that could break up with your significant other without you having to do any of the dirty work? Turns out there is- we'll introduce you to the Breakup Shop on the Morning Stream today. Imagine a ill-advised romp that turned out to be filmed? And that your MOTHER was the one to tell you about it? (I'm thinking I'd throw myself in front of a bus first.) Here's the weirdest campus crime and the guy who was scoring thousands of dollars from it- we'll have the details. Also! We're totally a safe city! The "Eyedrop Murderess" is free, and there is such a thing as "pothole mermaids." Then, there's "Officer, it's a Krispy Kreme!" the "Fajita Felony," and the coolest Halloween extravaganza one house is capable of containing- it's an epic show today! Plus, be sure to drop a comment on the show today to qualify for dinner for 4 at Christopher's Prime Steakhouse. Photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/9355127@N07/