We are joined by musician Kieran McCavana and writer A.J. Roberts for the Pirate Special of Mead & Cheese. Kieran is promoting his upcoming EP, Second Time Around, and Andy is promoting his novelette, Gentlemen of Fortune, as well as the Swanwick Writers' Summer School.

Lord Corey Kaine West has prepared a pirating quiz for the guests to go head-to-head. Then, Lord Thomas Alec Jackson gives the guests a two-truths-and-a-lie about pirates.

During the show we are joined by the Greek God, DJ Ya Boi! (Evan), who actually suggested the pirate special. We then discuss the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise and our thoughts on it, leading to everyone revealing their favourite pirate related film not in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

Then, all three of our guests face-off in a Pitch Invasion where they must pitch to us the next instalment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise but it must include mead and cheese. This is followed by another round of Pitch Invasion where the guests must pitch an anti-piracy advertisement to play before the film that won the previous round, the twist for this round is that the ad must be tragic in tone and include something ridiculous that you would not steal.

We put out a poll to the Great British Public where they vote on which song lyric is more threatening? “Don’t make me come for you” from the Kieran McCavana song Just a Loser, or “don’t you dare close your eyes” from the Aladdin song A Whole New World.

Then, we tell Andy our ideas for his upcoming stories in the Kestrel and Scar series. We also ask our guests what kind of pirates they would be.

Finally, we talk about building a cheese powered rocket as backed by our chief engineer Isaac Laing.