Ahoy, matey!! Do you dream of sailing the seven seas, plundering & drinking & swearing, and you'll risk getting scurvy or breaking a tooth on hardtack if it means chasing down buried treasure with the wind in your hair?! Then you, my friend, should listen to this episode about pirates, where we ONLY talk about pirates and nothing else! Ha. Ha.

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