In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short.

Mike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if utilitarian chart for you to enjoy

We forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is at @ItsKlamMeHep

Follow Liam: @diaboliam

Follow Mike - @megaclang

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