On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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Visiting Mom This Weekend

2:03.939

Obese Woman Who Urinates On Her Floor

6:28.894

Pikachu Is An Accessory To Human Trafficking

12:57.499

Real Cash For Virtual Furry Hugs

17:24.659

Microsoft Employees Introduce Themselves

21:04.359

6 Foot  Showdown At The Grocery Store

23:36.309

Support Distorted View Daily!

27:32.542

No Sharing The Sex Toy 

28:47.722

A Dick Measuring Life Hack

33:10.089

Meet Potato Doug

36:20.687

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:15.882

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