Johnno is back to recap the FANTASY SUITES episode of The Bachelor with Richelle. First... Matt James' dad gets blindsided in a way that was hard. to. watch. Michelle continues to be Mary Poppins AKA perfect in every way, and Bri handles the episode with incredible maturity. Rachael has a rough time, but fireworks make everything ok, right?

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