When even the hosts of a weird news podcast think a particular episode is an oddball, you KNOW you’re getting your money’s worth, and that’s 100% what we’ve got for you this week!

Dave sets the tone nice and early, bringing us a main piece about the EXTREMELY granular science behind the ultimate butt-wiping controversy: to fold or to wad! Next, Shaun introduces everyone to softball legend, American hero, and one-woman police force, Sensei Piyah! It’s a Floridian story of vigilante justice that’ll have you bless ‘Murica right where you sit. Finally, Phil steps up to the plate to deliver a fastball about the newest kind of trend-setting cake, and this one is bound to sate the sweet tooth as surely as it soothes menfolk out there: behold, Vasectomy Cakes! And, uh, that…that starts up a game. One heckuva weird little game. It’s a Build-a-Cake Workshop and, well, you wouldn’t believe us if we told you.

BUT FIRST!

Phil’s got still more science to share! This time around, he’s got news about a possible breakthrough in human communication. Prepare to have your dirty talk polished to a high, private shine courtesy of…SLUTBOT!

AND! In Three for the Road, we’ve got naked sports thefts, devilish British vandalism, some seriously ashy Easter Dinner, and more where that came from!

Hey batter, hey batter, hey batter, SWING batter, it’s THE WHIPAROUND!

 

LINKS: 

 Cops burn bad parking job with coloring book lesson on staying inside the lines

Should you fold or wad toilet paper? A physicist settles the debate for good

Cops hunt middle-aged woman in devil mask 'pouring ACID over cars in village'

Hold up, Goombas have arms?!

Police: Man accused of throwing iguana in Ohio restaurant

Vasectomy cakes are a thing

Learn How To Dirty Talk: Slutbot

Winnipeg company unofficially sets high-five relay world record on National High-Five Day

Man sues parents for 'destroying' his valuable porn collection

A naked man burglarized a Little League concession stand in Dunedin

65-year-old woman fights off 300 pound half naked man with baseball bat

  

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 **Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**

***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**