Gather around as we debate which restaurant mascot would make the most terrifying horror movie villain on the Tell Me I'm Wrong Radio Hour. All your favorite characters are here! We have Josh, we have Joe, we have Ryan, we have the Colonel, and we have Rick Rat.

Listen to learn about the gritty backstory of two beloved restaurant mascots, find out about the evil Pizza Deep State, and stick around for some spooky stories around the fire.

Theme Song: "Jean Jacket" by Isle of Eight

Additional Music: "Paralytic Insomnia" by David Hilowitz

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