In this thrilling episode of Plan B Security, we're diving headfirst into the treacherous Legal Labyrinth of cybersecurity. Picture this: You're a valiant CISO, armed with firewalls and patched systems, suddenly faced with a dragon named "Negligence" breathing hot legal fire your way. We'll guide you through this maze of bits, breaches, and bureaucracy, showing you how to slay the beast of data negligence and rescue Princess Data from the clutches of cybercriminals and overzealous attorneys general. From the perils of leaving your claims file on the digital equivalent of a park bench (we're looking at you, Harleysville Insurance!) to the pitfalls of playing ostrich with your head in the sand, we'll equip you with the knowledge to navigate the murky waters of FTC actions, state AG smackdowns, and the ever-looming specter of privilege waiver. So grab your digital sword and shield, and join us on this quest to keep your data safe and your legal team off your back. Remember, in the realm of cybersecurity, there's always a Plan B!