Flip-flops packed? Passport found? In this sun-soaked episode of The Deckchair Diaries, we dive into the Great British holiday — from the chaos of packing to the politics of sunbeds and the high drama of the hotel buffet. Expect postcard memories, flip-flop regrets, and a lovingly crafted poem about holidays

Plus, Seagull of the Week takes aim at those mysterious people who sit right next to you on an empty bus.