SHOW NOTES: 

Sumo Baloney - sadly we'll never know Victorian basketball

In the Streets and In the Sheets - Lawrence Ferlinghetti and Wario getting hot and heavy

Plains Trains Automobiles and Therapy - James Spader, sexual dynamo

30 Second Song Reviews - we all agree food taste good

Stop Laughing at our own jokes - it adds a much-needed reverence to our penis naming

Global Timesuck Sex & Silence - Robert Redford's about to die

The Glenn Bonginology: Sleep - we spent millions Berry-proofing the rocket

Planet Monday, Explain - it's this or a Catholicism trading card game

Tim Ferris - he's trying to sell us ab workout concentrate