The OVALS have sent a report back to their Earth cousins about the 23rd Planet they’ve found containing life. I’m Commercial Hershel. This is a world. You might find it fun.

The golden ring planet has been found in the fairy galaxy. So apparently there’s a fairy galaxy out there, a galaxy called the fairy galaxy. And there’s a planet that has golden rings around it made of gold. And the ovals send these reports back

Sometimes they just do observations of planets, but this planet has life. So it’s an observation of life.

Observation of Life, Report No. 0023

Golden Ring Planet Found in the Fairy Galaxy.

A report from the Objective Vantage Astronomical Laboratory Systems Project has been transmitted regarding... Observed exoplanets, the robotic artificial intelligence units, have been gathering data on known exoplanets for the past three Earth years. This is the summary of the report for The Hobbit.

A planet named the Hobbit with a golden ring system was located in the fairy galaxy named for its butterfly shape. The fairy galaxy is only 500 light years from Earth. The solar system of the golden ring planet has six planets.

orbiting a main sequence star, which the project team has named Grandmother, that is just under twice the mass of our Earth Sun, Sol, with the ringed planet being the fourth in distance from Grandmother and the only one observed supporting life. The rings are in fact made of indiscriminately sized gold particles and gold dust.

There are three rings nearly equidistantly spaced, with the furthest ring about 300 kilometers from the surface of the planet. The Hobbit was first observed as an anomalous pattern of dimming light in a distant galaxy 201 years ago by Homo sapiens obsoleti. After hundreds of micro-bot missions from ovals, the Hobbit was the 23rd observed planet to contain life.

This life form seems to be a random intelligence and not an organized intelligence. The Hobbit’s orbit around Grandmother is slightly elongated and is off of the center of orbit by 20%. It travels at a speed of roughly 200,000 kilometers per Earth hour around its sun.

The planet is very tightly protected from the vacuum of space by a strong magnetosphere. The atmosphere is comprised completely of a gas that is very similar to argon. The Hobbit’s gravity is very strong, being nearly six times that of Earth.

With the argon atmosphere and the heavy gravitational pull, the density of mass is intense, as are the weight of objects. A single kilogram on Earth today is like 751 kilograms on the Hobbit. Each of the rings resonate with unique frequencies. They resonate reacting to the resonance of the planet and the effect of that on the argon atmosphere.

The resonance varies depending on any proximal life forms. The project team surmises that the life on the Hobbit is atmospheric. Nothing alive has been observed on the solid, dead rock surface. The life forms resemble something amoebic. There are several amoeba-like species that float in a patternless fashion throughout the entire range of the atmosphere.

Some of them pulse light, some blink, some throb. None of them are constant, and none of them have more than one source of light. They are in constant motion. The numbers of the species are essentially constant. There are roughly 100,000 blinkers, 250,000 pulsers, and 400,000 throbbers. Mating is half as frequent as dying.

They mate by merging into one another and then when separating there are duplicates of each. There is no apparent gender. These beings seem to transmit all of their senses through their outer membranes. There are no visible orifices. They dissolve when they die and become food for the others as their matter falls.

Their dissolving matter is absorbed into the others directly through their membranes. Death by starvation occurs by chance, as a competitive system is not observed. In the case that a being cannot absorb any nutrients due to lack of proximal deaths, it dies. Conversely, once the amoebic beings grow to a certain size due to absorbing excess nutrients, they divide.

Since the rate of divisions and deaths seems symbiotic, the system is defining it as a system. As these amoeba traverse their atmosphere, there’s a friction with their membranes. Also, when they bounce off of each other, it’s very much like the sounds of latex and rubber under friction. There’s a resonant hum coming from each of the rings.

These hums vary as the amoeba life form each. gets near the rings. The slight pressure changes have the effect of changing the pitch and key of the humming sounds as the amoebas come near. This is the surmising of the project team.

End. Oval’s Observation of Life. Report number 0023.

Thank you. I’m Herschel Sterling

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