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Planet Mirth (Delighting “The Happiness Patrol”)


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Doctor Who gets political, camp, and candy-coated all at once in The Happiness Patrol. On Terra Alpha, Helen A rules with a smile—and a gun—while her confectionary executioner, The Candy Man, dishes out death by fondant. Pete and Chris dive into this neon-noir dystopia, unpack the not-so-subtle Thatcher parallels, and debate whether Sylvester McCoy’s most infamous outing is biting satire, glorious camp, or both. Happiness will prevail… but only if the Randomizer allows it.


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Timeline:

  • Intro 00:00:00
  • Previously… 00:01:47
  • Whomoji Challenge 00:07:57
  • POLL to Open 00:12:44
  • TL;DW 00:19:16
  • Commentary: The Happiness Patrol 00:21:36
  • History Corner 01:07:22:21
  • Four Questions to Doomsday 01:09:17
  • What If the Evil Plot Had Succeeded? 01:14:08
  • Where Is the Clara Splinter? 01:18:58
  • Final Judgment 01:23:21
  • Randomizer! 01:30:29


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Story Essentials

  • Season 25, Serial 2
  • Story number: 152, per the The Pull To Open Codex
  • Writer: Graeme Curry
  • Director: Chris Clough
  • Script Editor: Andrew Cartmel
  • Producer: John Nathan-Turner
  • Aired 2–16 November 1988


Pull To Open: The Happiness Patrol

  • Season 6
  • Episode 26


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