In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan go full dad-logic on spring break planning—while their wives are downstairs plotting a luxury escape that rivals a billionaire’s itinerary. From fighting Iowa speeding tickets with imaginary Kardashian lawyers to manifesting wealth with framed blank checks, the dads spiral into a hilarious breakdown of vacation delusions, parenting expenses, and marital negotiations.

They weigh the pros and cons of all-inclusive resorts, beachside tequila therapy, and the fine art of pretending Florida is a glamorous international getaway. There’s even a bold plan to take over spring break planning themselves—spoiler: it ends in mild panic and an Equifax alert. Oh, and next week? They promise a “Dad’s Guide to Doing Vegas Right.”

Whether you’re booking the Aman Yara or sneaking across the street for a staycation, this episode hits all the broke dad feels.

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