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Platinum Souls.-by- Matthew F. Blowers III
Platinum Souls.
He was a prankster,
he slipped a hundred in the bedpan,
underneath a steamy pile of feces,
The nurse just smiled, and took
the valuable stool to be anal-lyzed,
and then she disinfected the Franklin,
adding it to her tips on
being a good nurse,
He put her thermometer
on the heater the next day,
106.6 it read, and she
called in the ice bags, just
several rather cold nasty women
who worked in the patient relation
department but before he
could be chilled out
he laughed and told her his trick,
He had just wanted to stay
in the hospital a wee bit longer,
and figured a high fever would get him
a couple more days with her,
So she got him back in good humor,
when he said he needed an aspirin,
she rubbed some extra
strength Ben Gay
on his buttocks,
he laughed for three minutes,
which was the best medicine,
She put a Rescue Annie head
in his commode the next night,
and it gave him quite a start
when he went to take a whiz,
and found this female face,
mouth agape,
catching his golden showers.
They had a great stay,
his in her care,
and her with his caring smiles,
a one in a million patient,
She clothespinned baseball cards on
his wheelchair, the day he rolled out,
and made him feel,
like a ten year old kid,
then he was gone,
in a fine limo,
back to his palatial home,
He died several years later,
and left her a check for
twenty million dollars,
which she in turn
gave to the hospital
to build a wing in his name.
For you see she was wealthy too.
but had always had that incredible urge,
to roll up her sleeves and help,
and nursing was her thing,
When she passed on
at the age of eighty eight,
she left her fortune to
the hospital as well,
and then they had two wings,
each sitting on the left
and the right side of
the main body
much like the two angels above,
who had made it all possible....
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By Art~Whimsically YoursPlatinum Souls.
He was a prankster,
he slipped a hundred in the bedpan,
underneath a steamy pile of feces,
The nurse just smiled, and took
the valuable stool to be anal-lyzed,
and then she disinfected the Franklin,
adding it to her tips on
being a good nurse,
He put her thermometer
on the heater the next day,
106.6 it read, and she
called in the ice bags, just
several rather cold nasty women
who worked in the patient relation
department but before he
could be chilled out
he laughed and told her his trick,
He had just wanted to stay
in the hospital a wee bit longer,
and figured a high fever would get him
a couple more days with her,
So she got him back in good humor,
when he said he needed an aspirin,
she rubbed some extra
strength Ben Gay
on his buttocks,
he laughed for three minutes,
which was the best medicine,
She put a Rescue Annie head
in his commode the next night,
and it gave him quite a start
when he went to take a whiz,
and found this female face,
mouth agape,
catching his golden showers.
They had a great stay,
his in her care,
and her with his caring smiles,
a one in a million patient,
She clothespinned baseball cards on
his wheelchair, the day he rolled out,
and made him feel,
like a ten year old kid,
then he was gone,
in a fine limo,
back to his palatial home,
He died several years later,
and left her a check for
twenty million dollars,
which she in turn
gave to the hospital
to build a wing in his name.
For you see she was wealthy too.
but had always had that incredible urge,
to roll up her sleeves and help,
and nursing was her thing,
When she passed on
at the age of eighty eight,
she left her fortune to
the hospital as well,
and then they had two wings,
each sitting on the left
and the right side of
the main body
much like the two angels above,
who had made it all possible....