Yesterday was supposed to be the Detroit Tigers’ opening game, except that it was rained out. Well, of course it was. This is March in Michigan and trying to play baseball here and now is an abomination unto the Lord. Opening Day is supposed to happen around April 10th, and the weather is iffy even then. Teams, by the way, never schedule a game the day after Opening Day, because weather so often intervenes. I’ve been trying to rationally analyze what goes on in this state for many years, and