The provided text is an excerpt from a humorous essay by Mark Tulin, where he expresses his aversion to attending weddings. He criticizes the typical inconveniences, the awkward social interactions, and the uncomfortable atmosphere that often surround wedding celebrations. Tulin's humorous tone is evident as he recounts specific situations like forced small talk, dealing with overly enthusiastic relatives, and his own attempts to escape the festivities. He concludes by revealing his wife's scheduled attendance at a graduation, which he finds equally distasteful, highlighting the universal dread of social obligations.

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