The Doomsday clock was created to warn mankind of impending nuclear annihilation. But that seems kind of old-fashioned, doesn't it? Here at PDLTTYLDOI we're bringing you the Doomsday Stopwatch- it STARTS at doom, and it only counts up, baby.

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