Welcome to the first Please Hold For Dave Sim podcast. (Which has historically been posted as videos on the YouTube.) Unfortunately, the two fifty-five minute segments I recorded with Dave Sim are just blank audio files (literally, the waveform when I try to edit them is just a flat line...) so all that exists are these two clips.

In the first, Dave is talking about Batvark:PENIS, and the "Censored for Grandma" variant: Batvark:XXXXX. And which is rarer. (Dave had told me that PENIS was going to be the rarer version, but that was based on preliminary order data, and is no longer true.)

The second bit is from the end of the call, right before we hung up.

NEXT month I'll have the whole thing figured out and it'll go off without a hitch...