The days as short as ever and we're losing our minds as we discuss: if VHS tapes had extra features, we don't understand crappy Beats by Dre headphones, we don't buy into status symbols, trucks in are super annoying to us, we don't like other drivers in general, brain chiggers, more offensive Canadian jokes, we pitch a new less than less-than-lethal nerf gun, spying in World of Warcraft, conspiracy theories are stupid, extreme LARPing, and we love Sean Connery.

Starring: SofaBear, Nemesis, Butternubs, and Trillnor

Running Time: 55min 42sec