We're back with special guest Phoenix. We ponder the finer details of a certain mythical firebird, find some crazy news story regarding an immensely confused Nirvana "fan" and another about a bizarre street fight, try out a new segment featuring WebMD’s symptom checker, ponder if Gollum ever suffered from trench foot, rant about Wilfred Brimley and the movie Ewoks: Battle For Endor, and reminisce about our younger, much dumber, selves.

Staring: SofaBear, Nemesis, Butternubs, and PhoenixRunning Time: 46 min 3 sec