Someone's butt hurts so he can't do butt stuff, like, bring a book am I right ladies? There are people on the internet get Million Dollar Babied in their crappers and one wrong douche makes a butt tender? Its not fair, but all's fair in dick and butt. Pat and Noah then air out an almost decade long grievance with Scott. Its intense, or I should say it should've been intense but the amount of pills and booze between the three have them numb to the world and feelings. Scott straps a tech-snake oil device to Noah's head and sets it to "Surge" and makes Noah more retarded.