Matt and Ryan reminisce about Bostonians they've known before diving into a claim that eating a veggie burger will send you right through a Biblical loophole to Hell. Then they stalk silently through the shadows, emerging to strike when least expected with the truth about a recent ninja attack against US soldiers. From there, they judge whether the eviction of unwanted and unhoused guests is an asshole move when they take on an r/aita inquiry. Finally, they slip into something a little more comfortable--like a NASA jumpsuit--as they try to answer an r/nostupidquestions thread about whether there are zero G spots in Zero G... which is to say, whether anyone on the ISS has ever fed the space ducks.