Pod and Tears

In which our intrepid band of heroes...

Well. There's no way to put this one lightly. We failed entirely to talk about our main topic. Some of us forgot how to use a microphone. Everyone pooped themselves. It was a bit of a disaster.

But like, a good and fun sort of disaster.

This week our band of weary travelers find themselves assaulted with six months of darkness, so they do the only logical thing they can think of. Wake up Gimlik at 3am to record the podcast!

In which our heroes take a good hard look in the mirror, and ask themselves questions. HOST BECOMES GUEST. THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! Bob & Gooner joined in, because they like making dick jokes too. Onannia ate a lot of poisoned cherries, but not like Snow White poison, more like 80's hair metal Poison.

In which our heroes reband, and are asked -- do you want to take the red pill, or the Bluemaxx pill? The red pill was said to be placebo, but the blue one would give ALL THE RIGHT ENHANCEMENTS.

So please excuse the weird boners during this episode.

In which Jim was abandoned by BOTH Onannia and Shaggrath -- but luckily was able to call in special guest Co-Hosts SeriousJest and MoreShots for an amazing battle of wits with a sleep deprived and liquored up Goblin King! He tells exploits of sex (Tshirts), Love (Goblins) and Rock and Roll (Kylver) -- don't miss this one!

In which our triumphant triad suffer without fearless knight Shaggrath -- indisposed due to holidays, but filled in for admirably by SeriousJest! The trio fly forehead-first into a just utterly catastrophic wall of crazy words like "furries" and "forehead job" and "fuzzy holes" all thanks to the straight to dvd version of Bill and Ted -- Bob and Gooner.

Our merry band of adventurers have caught a nasty case of burnout! Luckily for them, RJCarrot is on the case, and willing to educate them on the finer points of saying "fuck this entirely". Special thanks to Mrs Shaggrath, who's vivacious wit and cutting sarcasm added a surprise element of joy to this episode!

In which our intrepid band of heroes tumble down an unexpected loose foothold, and find themselves staring down the boot of Fuckin' Grooby himself -- and the Legend that is Proudstarr. These fouls remove no players, but fouls from the heart are the hardest fouls :(

In a sordid twist of fate, our weary travelers stumble upon a BMFjiggs who imparts on them wisdom about one of the most irritating topics in all of Blood Bowl. One die blocks: How and when to be that dick. The trio tries to recover from the loss of Onannia's Authority segment in Ep15 to the swamp of sorrows, but if the kid in the Neverending story got fucked -- Onannia never had a chance.

In which our heroes drink. A LOT. With SeriousJest AND MoreShots. Like, a LOT A LOT. I think we talked about player levelling, doubles & stat ups? And brilliant Halloween costumes. And about drinking. Definitely about drinking.