We will not make any apologies to Chuck Chodson, because he doesn’t exist, and even though he doesn’t exist, he’s a lousy comedian who doesn’t deserve the promotion. We will, however, continue to profusely apologize to the woman who got a drink spilled at her feet because even cupholders cannot stop Jesse Spector from being a klutz.

Stacy Cay is a comedian from Kansas City who’s touring this summer with Megan Graves, performing their slumber party-themed show, Spend The Night. It was in Brooklyn this past weekend, which was not a great time to do comedy because, well, you’ve seen the news, jeez. More on that in a newsletter coming later today (that’s a tease)!

The Yankees not only managed not to get no-hit on Sunday, they of course went on to win, 6-3, on Aaron Judge’s homer in the 10th inning. Is that because we openly talked about the no-hitter? Of course not. As Stacy said, “Fuck that. God doesn’t care about superstitions.”

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