We compare the pros and cons of the oldie old times vs the newie new times, and find they have haunting similarities. Maybe always super-lock your doors when you stay at a hotel. We would gladly be bothered for money. Meteorite harms hardwood floors in New Jersey, witness claims it was... "warm." An extra heavy attempt to cover up a murder fails, while another person flawlessly executes what can only be described as a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation. Danger doesn't like the ShamWow guy. Robert DeNiro Status: "Gettin' It."