Today's blender is nothing because the blender is a horrible torture device whereby one of us drinks something awful and the others feel badly for that person, except for Barrett, who is evil, and also not present. This show features a lengthy description of Jessica's vagina, Cody's side hustle as a clown, and Judd's complete inability to pass the point of no return. Also: Lots of dog breath. Maybe a fart. Who knows?