What John will do to you if you try to stage-dive on him. Cinnamon identifies a juul in real life. Dating advice, both bad and worse. And of course our music is excellent:

• Jeff Lipman with Ego
• Ben Farley with Let Me Live in Your House
• Matthew Santos with Under the Microscope
• Eerie Point with Artificial Things
• Lo Wolf with Kill No More

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song. (Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter. And our website, with lots of stuff on it about these and other bands, including artist interviews, is at www.hlycrp.com.)