This week’s episode has everything you didn’t know you needed: a bird rescue gone wrong (and wet), a chipmunk who left part of himself behind, and the very real risks of renting pants from strangers. Oh, and yes, there’s poop. On furniture. And nerves. And possibly in the pants.

We’re talking rogue animals, questionable fashion decisions, Maria the dream cleaning lady, and the universal stress of hosting your mother-in-law. Also: who really laid sod in that backyard? (Spoiler: it wasn’t who you think.)

If you’ve ever screamed over a bird, tripped over a chipmunk, or unbuttoned pants mid-dinner, this episode is for you.

Listen now – and maybe double-check your heating vents.