This Just In...

Breaking News: Coolness returns this week, as we stuggle to make sense of the chaos of the day. We bring it hot off the presses for you, with topics including: the Facebook IPO, the douchebaggery of Kanye West, "extras" in fast food, and a vastly richer Robert Downey, Jr.

Plus, Kyle updates everyone on the Superfan Shirt Project, and we take an enhanced* look at some unapproved hair art.

* (Yes, Gertrude, "enhanced" means there will be pictures on your phone during the show...)