On this week's show, an intrepid listener informs us that Tara Long is a hermaphrodite, Jonathan Holmes tattoos Internet shock pictures on his body, and Max and Jim talk about their inability to get diagnosed with mental problems. Meanwhile, solvent abuse and Whoopi Goldberg are made light of for your amusement. 

As far as games go, we talk about The Darkness II and Aliens: Infestation, not to mention Mass Effect III's controversial online mode and X-Men: Destiny's complete crapness. All this and more on the latest Podtoid!