On this week's edition of Podtoid, new regular co-host Conrad Zimmerman joins Jim and Jonathan for a rip-roaring round of chat including a moral dilemma involving miniature human poop, the magic words that make any horrible situation okay, and a brand new Willem Dafoe movie pitch that involves steamy romance and eight-legged vocal chords. 

Elsewhere, we chat about iPads for a bit, we discuss Resident Evil 6, fondly remember Pikmin 2 and plan to replay that sweet sweet Grandia. We also can't resist slagging off Batman: Arkham Asylum on Wii U again, because that's always fun, and there's rage to be had over the way Square Enix pronounces things. All this and more on Podtoid!