On this week's edition of Podtoid, Jim gets just tipsy enough to start railing on Peter "It's Not On-Rails" Molyneux, Jonathan Holmes tries to use Satan to sell a Gamecube, and Conrad explains the secret of his never laughing. Also, Retro City Rampage is pretty good, while PC gaming makes everything better. 

As if that's not enough, we have semen-drinking and over one hundred hairless hybrid dogs to turn into the world's finest ass-suit. It all makes sense in context. Sort of.