On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan is deemed too heterosexual to enter his own home, Conrad hires assassins to eliminate two rude barbarians, and Jim converts to Christianity to help his 2016 presidential bid. Elsewhere, we have another commercial idea for the GameCube and think longingly about our old friend Samit Sarkar. 

As if that wasn't enough, we chat about Ragnarok Odyssey, Doom 3, Retro City Rampage, and compare the Wii to politicians. Oh, what a fun day at the fair!