On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy comedian as well as a fried food devil, and Simon LeBon proves himself almost as problematic as Trent Reznor. His thinks the ocean is poisoned by the liberals!

As if that wasn't enough, we have talk about the Link to the Past sequel, Earthbound, Grasshopper Manufacture and many other things! Oh Christ, it's so acceptable!