On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes ushers in the New Holy Roman Empire with the aid of deadly plants, Telly Salavas is given an overdue celebration, and two men have sex because of a necklace filled with blood. 

Elsewhere, we chat about Iwata becoming CEO of Nintendo America, we discuss the tarnished glory of Zool and Cool Spot, and there's some chat about whatever crap Microsoft's gonna shove down our faces on May 21. All this and more, only on Podtoid!