On this week's UNITED Podtoid, the gang celebrates and praises the announcement of the Xbox One. Only joking! It's tormented and mocked and stretched cruelly upon the Lust Gurney. Microsoft discussion dominates a lot of the chat, but there's time to discuss Jonathan Holmes' transformation into Street Fighter's favorite anti-terrorist mutant, and there's even a brand new Willem Dafoe movie pitch! 

Elsewhere, there's a bit of talk about indie games, polygons, and voice actors. What fun!