It's the satire special of Podtoid this week. To celebrate Grand Theft Auto V, we're having Jonathan Holmes commit hate crimes in Boston ... ironically! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe thinks back on a fine luncheon, Holmes becomes everybody's Asian girlfriend (while also being a murderer), and there's a brand new safe word invented for the show. Suds me up with soap and foam, please!

As if that wasn't enough, there's some chat about GTA V reviews, the Ouya's recent silliness, and the similarities between gaming and religion!