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I Hate Mondays
It’s Sunday night
I’ll stay up too late
Avoiding Monday
Which is like waking up
In your bed and finding a cyclops
And not knowing if she’s done away with your wife
Or you are seeing your wife clearly for the first time.
And as if dealing with a cyclops is not enough
Your boss will want to know where the report is
The report due last Friday.
All in all, it is better not to go to sleep
Better not to go to sleep Sunday night.
Roe
2/1/2021
By #AncientTexanI Hate Mondays
It’s Sunday night
I’ll stay up too late
Avoiding Monday
Which is like waking up
In your bed and finding a cyclops
And not knowing if she’s done away with your wife
Or you are seeing your wife clearly for the first time.
And as if dealing with a cyclops is not enough
Your boss will want to know where the report is
The report due last Friday.
All in all, it is better not to go to sleep
Better not to go to sleep Sunday night.
Roe
2/1/2021