If you find the typical funeral layout mundane, why not advocate for human taxidermy instead?

Reference Links:

Kari the Embalmer Interview https://youtu.be/h0-1hlVtfUs?si=7jkVNkKexej8xDDU

Save My Ink Forever https://www.savemyink.tattoo/

Samples used from Freesound.org:

https://freesound.org/people/Seth_Makes_Sounds/sounds/686644/