Ryans Wrist Lump is back with a vengeance and Ryan tries to convince Martin to drain it for him. We look over the court case of the man who was caught with his pants down, in a barn oiling up a pony but he promises its "not what it looks like". A man is released after a few consensual backyard castrations and a girl is selling her "love" online with nfts. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast