Sir Roger explains why, many moons ago, he wrote the First Law, and how the fact that John Hunt, the Coward, and “Slim” Beazley had engaged in a battle to hijack Australian Values caused Sir Roger to to take up arms against such anti-social piracy and made him a global celebrity. Of course the pollies are still at it, now the piracy is being forwarded under the regime of Ellan Fudge.

ALSO:  what Australia's most cherished value , "mateship", really means. (It's not pretty.)