EPISODE 43:

This one is a doozy and a half, folks and I'm not even kidding. Serious. This episode is a mess. None of us are where we want to be and, more importantly, none of us are where we need to be for you-- Our gentle listener.

So what do we talk about? A bunch of bullshit, really. None of it relevant. We talk about the trailer for The Great Gatsby, which makes us so late to the party that our response to the zeitgeist comes off as a response to Zeitgesit, namely it makes us look like paranoid stoners (and about as much fun).

Then we go on about a failed sexual encounter. I won't spoil it, but unless you're fresh out of the monastery you will not be popping any boners, incidental or otherwise.

Like Woody Guthrie's guitar kills fascists, this show kills boners.

Also there is a terrible gay joke I make at the end that doesn't work. I'm sorry. In my head it sounded better than how it came out. I just want love. That's why I say these terrible things sometimes! I just want to be loved! Are you so different?

Fun Fact: This episode was recorded about two months ago. I'm going to put everything on the advancements of podcasting and of presentation skills that have made in the past sixty days or so for the godfuckening mess that this particular show is. If I were of a higher class I'd have a nice Japanese man be doing a thing to my head right about now.

We've got a better episode coming up real fast (but that don't mean it's good).

Editing: David Lumb.

Art: James "Jamesarace" Kislingbury.

Music: Sterototal, "L'Amour A 3."

Fuck: Homophobia. And transphobia. And all of the phobias that don't involve spiders or heights or being savaged by clowns.

Do you think this stands for America?!