This document presents excerpts from the novel "Pontypool Changes Everything" by Tony Burgess, along with an Afterword from the author discussing its creation and later adaptation. The novel itself appears to be a surreal and dark narrative exploring a mysterious outbreak that causes people to become violent cannibals or "zombies," seemingly triggered by language. Key characters like Les Reardon, Detective Peterson and his wife Ellen, and siblings Julie and Jimmy navigate this chaotic world, experiencing various forms of psychological and physical deterioration. The Afterword offers a meta-commentary on the writing process, reflecting on the author's initial intentions and his subsequent experience during the filming of an adaptation, highlighting the unexpected transformations between written and cinematic storytelling.