Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about surviving The Titanic with a pool noodle, be nice out of spite, reasons why you shouldn't have children, Katy Perry hiding a secret about Russell Brand, Piss Jug Man cleaning up truck stops, Lizzo receiving a humanitarian award, and advice on professions you'll struggle in, discoveries made as an adult, cheating during a threesome, and more.

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