Grab your one hundred year old TV Magazine, talk about how many channels you got with Bill The Mule, perform a shitty Shakespearean play with Bill, make sure to lie to everyone and pretend you are someone else even to children, impregnate a woman who doesn't love or like you, dodge all responsibilities, don't grow up, get a bunch of kids killed and make sure you are praised as a hero at your funeral as we travel the dullest post-apocalyptic wasteland possible with 1997's The Postman.
The movie stars The Cost, Will Patton, Larenz Tate, Olivia Williams, James Russo, Rex Linn, Daniel Von Bargen, Scott Bairstow, Roberta Maxwell, Peggy Lipton, Joe Santos, Annie Costner, Ty O'Neal, Todd Allen, Brian Anthony Wilson, Ron McLarty, Jude Herrera, Greg Serano, Derek Cheetwood, Giovani Ribisi and Tom Petty!!!