Hey Friends!

Have you ever thought about what your last meal would be if you were on death row? We have, and we discuss our choices in this week’s episode – in addition to some pretty downright terrible stories.

Dreia is up first and she’s going to tell the story of Michael Anderson Sloan. Most would consider Sloan to be pretty damn lucky – as a career criminal, he got away with a few things before he was finally arrested and charged with rape and murder. He was sentenced to death but then his sentence was commuted to life imprisonment. While he could have lived a long life in prison, Sloan was not very bright, and his end came quickly, and very ironically.

While Dreia gave us a very lighthearted and fun story, Maggie has decided to go dark and talk about the kidnapping of Jaycee Dugard. If you lived under a rock for the 18 years that Jaycee was held captive by Phillip and Nancy Garrido, then you wouldn’t know that she had been kidnapped from her home (right in front of her stepfather and several witnesses) in California. She was raped continuously throughout her captivity and Phillip Garrido claims that it was part of a healing process for him. This is a pretty heavy story, so here is the obligatory trigger warning for rape, child molestation, kidnapping, and general idiocy.

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